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The COVID LIMERICKS CHALLENGE!
This page is dedicated to the winning limericks from Facebook. Keep coming back - new one each day!
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NEW WINNER at 11pm!
LET'S CREATE TOGETHER!
In this crazy lonely world at the moment, along with keeping safe and well, I think we also need to keep creative, communicate with others, and retain our sense of humour. So here's a little quick way to keep our minds active and have some fun together, albeit remotely.
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Each day, in the COVID 19 LIMERICK FACEBOOK GROUP, I'll write the opening two lines of a limerick about our current craziness, and then over to you to write the remaining three lines of the limerick in a comment.
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Today's LIMERICK STARTER (30/3/20):
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The ways to keep boredom at bay,
Are increasingly weirder each day.
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(over to you....)
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The one with the most 'likes' by 11pm wins!
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Be safe,
love Neil x
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If you don't know what a limerick is, it's five lines, with lines 1, 2 and 5 ending with the same rhyme, and lines 3 and 4 ending with the same rhyme.
The rhythm is:
de dum-pe-ty dum-pe-ty dum
de dum-pe-ty dum-pe-ty dum
de dum-pe-ty dum
de dum-pe-ty dum
de dum-pe-ty dum-pe-ty dum
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with the final line being the punch line.
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So....an example;
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The was an old fellow named Gus
When travelling he made such fuss
He was banned from the train.
Not allowed on a plane.
And now travels only by bus.
Day 10 (29/3/20)
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Today's winner is....
I thought for a bit of a lark
I’d exercise out in the park
But my bum is just jumping
My boobs are still bumping
And the bra wire has dug a right mark.
Caroline Reddish
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RUNNERS UP:
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I thought - for a bit of a lark -
I'd exercise out in the park.
But joggers are hogging
The paths, which are clogging.
'Two meters - piss off' I remark.
Neil Rutherford
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I thought - for a bit of a lark -
I’d exercise out in the park.
Alas, there are more than ten folks,
And these limits aren’t jokes,
So I’ll try again after dark.
Andrew Dummond
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I thought for a bit of a lark
I’d exercise out in the park
But because of the numpties
The sheer Humpty Dumptys
I’d rather stay home and just lark
Nicky Adams
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I thought for a bit of a lark
I’d exercise out in the park
But I must keep in isolation
Away from the Nation
So no getting up with the Lark!
Keryle Rutherford
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I thought for a bit of a lark
I’d exercise out in the park
It was a mistake
I fell in the lake
I’ve been too long at home in the dark!
Ali Bendall
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