DAY 6 (24/3/20)

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And the winners are...

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I’ve finished the can of sardines

And other canned goods like baked beans

We’re low on food

And in a bad mood

And sat in front of our screens!

(Hannah aged 10)

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I’ve finished the cans of sardines,
And other canned goods, like beans. 
But the gin is still flowing 
And laughter is growing 
So it's not quite as bad as it seems.

Amanda Reddish

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I’ve finished the cans of sardines
And other canned goods, like baked beans.
There’s nowt in the larder;
It’s getting much harder. 
The next to digest is my jeans!

Neil Rutherford

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I’ve finished the cans of sardines
And other canned goods, like baked beans.
Please send me some others,
(I’m eating my brothers - 
At least I’m stocked up with proteins!)

Neil Rutherford

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I’ve finished the cans of sardines,
And other canned goods like baked beans. 
If you’re smelling my fart,
We’re not far enough apart,
So get back in your quarantine.

Andrew Drummond

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I’ve finished the cans of sardines,
And other canned goods like baked beans. 
I’ve now eaten my partner,
He was a great starter,
‘‘Tis a shame he’s so slender and lean.

Alex Forster

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I’ve finished the cans of sardines,
And other canned goods, like beans. 
The freezer is empty,
The cupboard is bare
But my bum’s looking great in my jeans. 
Caroline Reddish

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I’ve finished the cans of sardines,
And other canned goods like baked beans. 
I'm now licking my lips
At my dog while he kips
Don't worry I won't that's obscene?

Daniel Fanning

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I’ve finished the cans of sardines
And other canned goods, like baked beans
I’m still in the truck
And with any luck
Tesco’s won’t restock until morning.

Ben Cutler

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I’ve finished the cans of sardines
And other canned goods, like baked beans
Tonight's chicken dinner
Will be a good winner
It's not quite as bad as it seems...

Aimi Percival

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I’ve finished the can of sardines 
And other canned goods like baked beans 
We’ll all be much thinner
For eating less dinner 
Might not be a bad thing it seems !

Keryle Rutherford

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I’ve finished the cans of sardines,
And other canned goods, like baked beans,
I’ll go to the shops
And explain to the cops
My beans are a necessary means!

Ali Bendall

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I’ve finished the cans of sardines,
And other canned goods, like baked beans, 
The cat looked quite good,
But had to be chewed,
And there’s fur all over my jeans!

Ali Bendall

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 I’ve finished the can of sardines 
And other canned goods like baked beans 
My stomach’s not quiet
What is this new diet?
It’s called 'Get lean in quarantine!'

Laura Balcombe

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I’ve finished the can of sardines 
And other canned goods like baked beans
I’ve just made our tea
From an egg and one pea,
Can’t wait till they make the vaccines! 

Christina Helen Pye

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I’ve finished the cans of sardines,And other canned goods, like beans. 
correct ' if im wrong
dog food has a pong
But it's not quite as bad as it seems.

Nuno Queimado

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I've finished the can of sardines
And other canned goods, like baked beans
My cupboard's so full
I should go on the pull
And find someone to share my Peek Freans!

Jane Kersley

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 I've finished the cans of sardines
And other canned goods, like baked beans
But now it's no joke
My tin opener has broke
I ain't been this thin since my teens!

Rachel Chalkley

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